Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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