that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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