i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
honey bunches of taint.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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