The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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