these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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