So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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