were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
my sisters under your porch take her home
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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