Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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