ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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