I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You pole danced in your parka.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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