You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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