I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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