found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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