They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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