Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
