i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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