I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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