What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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