Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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