I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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