it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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