That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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