so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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