That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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