at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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