Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
do herpes really smell.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Randomize
