just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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