Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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