I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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