He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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