How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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