Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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