Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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