The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
