Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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