at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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