She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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