So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Vodka?
Forever.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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