But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
