New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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