I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
