If that was your dad, he is hot
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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