I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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