About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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