so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Randomize
