"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Mom said you looked used
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
