never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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