When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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