That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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