why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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