You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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